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  All these items you cannot buy but just a joke guys and ladies before I get a few thousand e-mails for virtual partners.
       
    The male virtual left arm. This handy attachment fixes with velcro to the sides of your PC (see below) To be use with software package Virtual Ineed apartner package for windows ME.

Only £200/ $325
n.b this is only a joke
       
    The male virtual Right arm. This handy attachment fixes with velcro to the sides of your PC (see below) To be use with software package Virtual Ineed apartner package for windows ME.

**Only £200/ $325**
n.b this is only a joke
       
    The full Virtual PC's arm set including right and left arm to be used with software included - practice those 4 points of connection with your pc.

**Only £400/ $600**
       
    Benji - The Perfect partner
To be taken to those clubs where there is 5 million women and two guys. This guy will never let you down, unless he gets a puncture


Cost: £50/ $70
       
    Partner Repellent
For those people who keep dipping you even when you've told them 15 times before the dance.


       
    Female attraction aftershave -BO

Guy's ever had a problem trying to get a partner. Sprinkle on a litre of this special aftershave and you will be irrestible
   
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