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| Items you may want to buy on the salsa scene | |||
| All these items you cannot buy but just a joke guys and ladies before I get a few thousand e-mails for virtual partners. | |||
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The male virtual left arm. This handy attachment fixes with velcro to
the sides of your PC (see below) To be use with software package Virtual Ineed
apartner package for windows ME. Only £200/ $325 n.b this is only a joke |
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The male virtual Right arm. This handy attachment fixes with velcro
to the sides of your PC (see below) To be use with software package Virtual
Ineed apartner package for windows ME. **Only £200/ $325** n.b this is only a joke |
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The full Virtual PC's arm set including right and left arm to be used
with software included - practice those 4 points of connection with your
pc. **Only £400/ $600** |
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Benji
- The Perfect partner To be taken to those clubs where there is 5 million women and two guys. This guy will never let you down, unless he gets a puncture Cost: £50/ $70 |
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Partner Repellent For those people who keep dipping you even when you've told them 15 times before the dance. |
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Female attraction aftershave -BO Guy's ever had a problem trying to get a partner. Sprinkle on a litre of this special aftershave and you will be irrestible |
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